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The Colorado Independent: Wayne Allard Expected to Retire

  • Leslie Robinson · 3 years ago
    Only His Hairdresser Knows For Sure And another sure sign of Allard's retirement, according to today's Denver Post, is that he has quit coloring his gray hair. We better take a look at McInnis's current hair color to see if he's in the race. Blonde means "yes."
  • Andrew Oh-Willeke · 3 years ago
    I thought that the tipoff was facial hair. Lose a beard or moustache, and you're running for office.  Pick one up and your no longer running.