DISQUS

The Colorado Independent: True Tests of Delegate Worthiness

  • Leslie Robinson · 2 years ago
    How about.... --Any Democrat living in Rifle who's initials are LR is automatically a delegate.


    --I heard the delegate swimsuit contest will be judged by Andrew Romanoff.


    --This will start a fight. It's time to give new people a chance to become a delegate, so no former delegate will be allowed to run for the 2008 delegation.


    --Since printed floor passes have been abused in the past, there will be a 20 minute chip imbedded into the visitor's head instead. Oh! Is that against the law now?

  • Jason Bane · 2 years ago
    All jokes aside I do like the idea that you can't be a delegate if you have done it before.
  • Mark Mehringer · 2 years ago
    Microchopping is still legal.... Didn't that bill get abandoned.


    Maybe we should have a game of beer pong at a Drinking liberally event to decide delegates?

  • Wendy Norris · 2 years ago
    too easy I say the Dems host a triathalon with beer chugging and Roberts Rules of Order
  • dukeco1 · 2 years ago
    alternate candidate very nice, but I like Ken Gordon for swimsuit judge.
  • Jason Bane · 2 years ago
    Fine As long as it's not Ken Gordon in a swimsuit.
  • Scott · 2 years ago
    No limit Texas Hold 'em Clearly the best solution is a no limit texas hold 'em tournament, $2000 buy in (which can also be used for the nominee of the party), and the top 10% go.