DISQUS

The Colorado Independent: Debate tips from Karl Rove, earpiece not included

  • geek · 1 year ago
    The Republicans are going to declare Mc Cain the winner and the Democratis will claim Obama won. Karl Rove would declare Mc Cain the debate winner even if he failed to show up, or did not say a word.

    Fox news will extoll the virtues of Mc Cain. The other networks bias will be more subtle and will cite some poll numbers that have the relevancy of new coke vs old coke

    Rumor has it that Sarah Palin will run across the room topless and Karl Rove will claim that she has gone green and showing everyone she is just a regular person.

    Mrs Obama will say nothing having had super glue applied to her teeth.

    All will get on a plane out of Mississippi as fast as they can claiming they want to get back to Washington because of the fiscal crisis when in reality, they just want out of Mississippi
  • your editor · 1 year ago
    ummmm... subscription is not required to read the piece in the WSJ. durrr.
  • Jeff Bridges · 1 year ago
    Well then what the hell am I paying for?!